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Hecking yeah
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"Golly Mr., that's one big penis you've got there!"
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I hate the wrong use of ø. I'm guessing it's the same for people using ņ in their language.
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And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us
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Jeepers!
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Is that you, Orel?
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"puurnyeh"
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Gesundheit!
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When I worked at Geico, we'd say, "Hi thank you for calling Geico, this is *******, your licensed professional. How can I help?"
One time the southern slipped out, and I just said, "Howd'y this is *****.", and stopped talking.
I didn't even realize it until my boss started laughing at me and played the recording.
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Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit.
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“Jeepers, you sure can gobble cock like a gosh-darn champ!”
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Yet another argument for c/wholesomeporn
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No lie — give me:
Leave it to beaver,
Sesame Street,
Live action Dora,
Signing Time,Not sure if it’s lust, but they have a special place in my awakening.
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Reminds me of the guy that did a really popular ama on reddit because he was a cast member that played Goofy. The ama itself was really wholesome, but if you look at his profile he's extremely horny on main.
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RO BOY, RAGGY
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I kinda want to see some "golly, gee wiz, jeepers" porn now.
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Oh jeepers creepers goodness me,
I've arrived all over ye
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Too much moxy in your garter, that's your trouble.
