If there’s one thing I miss after deleting my social media’s it’s skweezy jibbs

Compact disk?

Assholes can't even type, ammirite?

If the intended reader is a regular person just use normal words, even if it's not 100 % accurate.

Jones exited the air lock in his space suit but the control system flagged an error with life support or water flow

All three ways don't mean much to me as an outsider, but the last one at least paints a somewhat understandable picture.

I always read those as somehow so I'm now stumped by "SMDH". It's starting to sound like a bondage thing.

Well… do share

somehow my head

I don't know! What the fuck, Tam!?

It was just a bit of fun really.

No, thats a type of receipt. You're thinking of Corporate Dysfunction.

lick my kitten?

Smh my head

On the first date?

Ohhh you're halfway there!
Oooh oh, keep going!

"LFG"
Dude, we're already in a group...

Okay grandpa let's get you to bed

Leopards Fuck Gently

It's ridiculous how lazy people are today - especially that with autocorrect, it's often harder to type the shortened version of something than to let it complete the thing for you.

laughing facing genitalia

Voice transcription has gotten good enough, and my thumb has carpal tunnel bad enough, that this shouldn't be a problem anymore.

The other day someone told me they were otp with another person. I'm like, one time password? Google is like, one time password? Finally AI google was like, they mean "on the phone." Sigh I had to do research on this text.