It was just a bit of fun really.

No, thats a type of receipt. You're thinking of Corporate Dysfunction.

lick my kitten?

Smh my head

On the first date?

Ohhh you're halfway there!
Oooh oh, keep going!

"LFG"
Dude, we're already in a group...

Okay grandpa let's get you to bed

Leopards Fuck Gently

It's ridiculous how lazy people are today - especially that with autocorrect, it's often harder to type the shortened version of something than to let it complete the thing for you.

laughing facing genitalia

Voice transcription has gotten good enough, and my thumb has carpal tunnel bad enough, that this shouldn't be a problem anymore.

The other day someone told me they were otp with another person. I'm like, one time password? Google is like, one time password? Finally AI google was like, they mean "on the phone." Sigh I had to do research on this text.

Maybe, but there's nothing correct about abbreviating "good morning".

DIGSFBBAWTDHYMMTMIIWFTLGTWHTMDAFIWFSTAIGSNBAWTDHYSIJGTSTWFTILWIBYALOBTITWDLFSDHNSYEBISFIDHNTFCDHNLGPNALOMDFFWHNBBBAFWDHYHYBHYBBBAFWDHY

For those that don't get it... it's copypasta meme from that banana bread rant

I'd've thought EA is just an abbreviation for Electronic Arts.

Back in the day, a couple of people I knew abbreviated it as EOA to more closely match their original logo.

How dare you, take that back!!

My cousin used to post things like that on Facebook/MySpace all the time during his emo phase. They appeared to have been secret messages intended for his crush(es) to decipher, and it made me want to die a little every evening when a new one would manifest.

It would read something like "HILYMTLIAIWTBYH", which (upon decoding) meant, "Hailey I love you more than life itself and I want to be your husband". Whether or not Hailey ever wasted her time on such an obnoxious endeavor is unclear. I certainly hope not.

"CEO LFG SM"

I'm not bringing that low contributing shit to Scarlet Monastery.. CEOs probably play like healers, but without the heals.

32.7 gb at 480

But it includes the srt files. Get rid of those and it’s probably closer to 32 even.

(I know this was a joke, but it is still pretty big )

Mmmmm, KD