Rage jello
-
I just read it like you bit down on the fork and now my front teeth hurt.
Ugh, sorry!
-
It was just because jello was new and exciting so they tried to use it everywhere. Kinda like how everything is Flamin' Hot or Extra Sour these days.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Ok that's true, but flaming hot and extra sour are both delicious, Jello is just kinda... Meh.
-
Maybe it's just the kind of people I work with, but I know very few who wouldn't prefer to be stay at home parents, given the option.
Well, yeah. Most people would much rather spend their time and energy taking care of their children than laboring away for someone else's profit. They may not phrase it like that, but raising children is far more self-fulfilling than working a job could ever be for most people. I imagine in most cases, people prefer tons of hard work raising a child when compared to working the easy cozy job, because at the end of the day the job is just a means to an end.
-
Ok that's true, but flaming hot and extra sour are both delicious, Jello is just kinda... Meh.
Would you rather have flaming hot Jell-O or extra sour?
-
Would you rather have flaming hot Jell-O or extra sour?
I mean it's gotta be extra sour right? At least then it kinda goes with the fruit themes I associate with jello, heck it might even be pretty good...? Maybe I should go make extra sour jello.
-
I can't hear the word "aspic" without thinking of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
How much have you had today? Too much makes your teeth go grey!
I think of the King Crimson album, Larks Tongues in Aspic
-
These people were obsessed with eating canned food. They thought that they could make it palatable with stuff like slathering it in mayonnaise or suspending it in jello.
Boomers are sociopaths. Years of leaded gas exposure gave them lifelong cognitive decline and propensity towards erratic behavior.
Not just leaded gas but also becoming adults in the easiest time and place in human history to live comfortably.
-
They were all called "salads" for some obscene reason, but yes.
Solid soup defijitely must have sounded sci fi hack in the 50s
-
My mum was pissed when work from home started and found out the job my dad does is mostly just having leisurely conversations all day while she works her ass off as a primary school teacher for far less money and far less respect. Stg if you do a job where you have to stand up and walk somewhere, your job is more demanding than the people who make the most money.
hey its hard. sometimes i have to get up and go to the bathroom
-
The reason the workplace death rate for men is 100x that of women is because they are most certainly not doing "fuck all".
Men mostly had office jobs. Office workers do not "do" much. Sitting at a table with a plastic box and a phone is not particularly strenuous. Their diets paired with excessive smoking, drinking and inactivity for most of their days caused the high death rate. Office workers, even now, do not "do" very much in comparison to other professions.
-
My mum was pissed when work from home started and found out the job my dad does is mostly just having leisurely conversations all day while she works her ass off as a primary school teacher for far less money and far less respect. Stg if you do a job where you have to stand up and walk somewhere, your job is more demanding than the people who make the most money.
Office jobs are mostly bullshit.
-
Men mostly had office jobs. Office workers do not "do" much. Sitting at a table with a plastic box and a phone is not particularly strenuous. Their diets paired with excessive smoking, drinking and inactivity for most of their days caused the high death rate. Office workers, even now, do not "do" very much in comparison to other professions.
The largest occupational percentile for men in the 1950's were jobs in manufacturing/production.
-
Men mostly had office jobs. Office workers do not "do" much. Sitting at a table with a plastic box and a phone is not particularly strenuous. Their diets paired with excessive smoking, drinking and inactivity for most of their days caused the high death rate. Office workers, even now, do not "do" very much in comparison to other professions.
How old are you?
-
Maybe it's just the kind of people I work with, but I know very few who wouldn't prefer to be stay at home parents, given the option.
Pretty much nobody in my friend group (and we're all parents) would prefer to be a stay at home parent. Personally, that's a bad fit for me, my skill sets, and my preferences. I'd be miserable and bored, and feel that it would be a waste of the things I'm good at. My wife would feel the same way in that kind of caretaker role.
Like, I think if we won the lottery and didn't have to work to maintain our lifestyles, we'd still send our kids to school and camps and things like that to get them out of the house and socializing with other people, while we'd probably still choose to work in some capacity, for some kind of public interest or passion project we'd do for reasons other than the money.
Staying at home with kids just doesn't sound appealing as a day to day routine. I like my weekends with them, but I also like that we use the time to catch up, too.
-
Are you saying this
wasn't cooked up by a pure well-meaning heart?The exclamation marks in "Surprise!" evoke the same energy as "Oops! All Berries," like you're biting into a "salad" and discovering it's Oops! All Mayonnaise.
-
The largest occupational percentile for men in the 1950's were jobs in manufacturing/production.
Yep. The 50’s was dudes working in the asbestos plants, chemical plants and automotive plants without any sort of PPE. I mean, folks in general were eating off of actually radioactive dinner plates made of (depleted) uranium and lead was in everything down to kids toys.
Health and safety for workers was better than the 1800’s, but certainly a far cry from what we have today.
-
This post did not contain any content.
This post was brought to you by people who have never worked a manual labor job in their life
-
The reason the workplace death rate for men is 100x that of women is because they are most certainly not doing "fuck all".
We're not talking about an average man. We're talking about a man whose wife puts unholy things in jelly. There is something wrong with that man.
-
Or we could just fund scientific study without the weapons part but at the same funding level.
Drive technology and civilization into the future without killing a bunch of people?! That sounds like SOCIALISM!!!
-
This post was brought to you by people who have never worked a manual labor job in their life
wrote last edited by [email protected]Ah, I miss it. Just me, an offset serrated knife, a bag of onions the size of a child, a slippery floor, a nearby open flame, music that hurts my ears... And not an email in sight.
