I permanently lost 1 HP from reading that.

I passed my con save. I only took half psychic damage. But damn that was a doozy.

So like he just attaches his name to the product? That’s dumb af

Wibbledy wobbledy

I gained a stack on my brainrot debuff

That’s the toy people are so obsessed with? Call me old or something but wtf is the deal with this shit.

Remember when he refused to stop his concert while people were literally being trampled?

How does this dude still have a career?

They are ugly (apparently in a cute way) and they come in those blind packages like trading cards. There are different colors, some of which are supposedly rare.

There are a million of these stupid blind box toys now, and this one just happened to get popular on tiktok or something.

I don’t see the appeal but to each their own ¯_(ツ)_/¯

People who are slaves to trends will happily be giving away more of their money because 3 trends are merging for a limited time thing

I think its all manufactured hype. Likely no one is actually buying these things, not even the influencers. Market your product as the new craze and watch people cattle along.

Nor do I. Beanie Babies were cuter and at least you knew what you were buying.

SLaa-laan.

Next up, the skunk joins that unholy LSD trip fusion

Gambling.

There is never "a deal" with this sort of thing. It is all hype all the way down, this time combined with gambling. In some not so distant future thriftstores will be flooded with these things.

It is probably just me but that shit belongs in a mascot horror game, it is terrifying.

"Is reportedly in the works"

How hard is it to develop a recipe with basically three ingredients (it better not have soggy knufe) for a small local grocery chain?

Solid contender for a Jabba the Hutt sentence again right here

can it be stored in a stanley cup?

Man, I'm just ping-ponging between these two posts