Thank you for making me notice. I cannot not see it now.

You

Fucking shout it from the yacht tops.

Same vibes as an old 5sf sketch

Misread it as "The poops are rising up", which made this very confusing...

Jeez, I thought 5 Second Films only did 5 Second Films.

It's the same thing, dahling.

Tosses $120 champaign flute into the fireplace

Bone apple tea, right?

Ancient GenX slang for "just kidding". Zoomers, don't let GenX make fun of you for "rizz" or whatever. They were doing shit like that long before you were born.

I read the same and it made it even more hilarious

Huh? It's the incorrect spelling

Psych is a different word

They really are nervous. Legitimately.

No it isn't lol

Sike is on dictionary.com so its really up to the individual if "sike" or "psych" is the correct spelling

So I'm actually right but for the wrong reasons, a sike is a small stream.

https://grammarhow.com/psych-or-sike/

If only...

Yeah, to psych someone out was to mentally trick them. Was going to say Gen x made a TV show called Psych, but I never watched it so I'm not sure that the name corelates here

i remember hearing about long-termism people and how theyre all insane tech industry freaks that talk about keeping their post apocalypse personal security forces in line using electric collars

The card says poops!