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If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.

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    Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

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    I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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      I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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      Can confirm.

      Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

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        As others have said - this is not really how to get girls to be into you. This is one particular person's fetish. They like goth-y, androgenous guys.

        If you are a goth-y, androgenous guy, and you have wanted to wear black eyeliner but felt nervous about it and have been putting it off - here's your cue. Go do that.

        If you aren't, then don't do that. It might help you out a little since, as OP implies, it will make you stand out. But since you aren't presenting yourself, but rather a charicature of someone else, you will feel inauthentic in the look, women will notice that you feel weird, and you won't be much better off than you started. Maybe worse off, if your normal outfit was already working.

        In the... Let's call it the "autistic guys getting laid community", there is a lot of chatter around "archetype". How you dress and style yourself is a conscious decision you make every day, and it is how you make your first impression on any women you want to sleep with. So if you were to introduce yourself to a sexy somebody, what would you want to tell them about yourself? Well, first you need to tell them that you give enough of a shit about what you look like to put some time into looking good. Next, you'd want to tell them interesting things about yourself - what you value, what your job or hobbies are, what communities you are part of. But at the same time, you want to make sure you are communicating well - putting together an outfit based on "I just like it" and "this has something to do with who I am" is like introducing yourself in mandarin to a girl in Barcelona. Fitting your outfit to something that is immediately understandable within your broader culture is called dressing to your "archetype". Are you a skateboarder? Then dress like a skateboarder - stylishly ripped jeans, t shirt, flannel, beanie. A businessman? Wear a suit or a polo. A communist revolutionary? Rock your Che beret!

        What makes women universally cream themselves? Say it with me: confidence. And a confident man is going to dress in a way that stands out and expresses who he is, because he knows that this is a great way to attract others to him who are similar. So: look good; look different; look like something identifiable.

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        I was expecting the big paragraph to be makeup tips. I was very disappointed.

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          No. Hi. Asshole here; zero confidence.

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          Well I'd ask you to prove you're an asshole, but apparently you don't believe you could?

          =P

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            Well I'd ask you to prove you're an asshole, but apparently you don't believe you could?

            =P

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            No, inverse; i think it's self evident.

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              I was expecting the big paragraph to be makeup tips. I was very disappointed.

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              Sorry brochacho - my archetype does some basic skin care and then hits the gym. Cause I'm a big, strong manly man who don't want no makeup. I'm sure somebody else here has makeup tips for you, though!

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                Anyone can be a victim, condescension has nothing to do with that.

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                And anyone can be an asshole, assuming that all women are simply victims is 100% condescending towards women.

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                  Nah, but the Harley biker is certainly a gay look


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                    And anyone can be an asshole, assuming that all women are simply victims is 100% condescending towards women.

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                    assuming that all women are simply victims

                    That wasn't stated

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                      So, Ricky Nightshade?

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                      The problem is most average looking men, when bedecked in goth shit, look like Bluey got run over by a Spencer's truck.

                      The dude in everyone's imagination wearing black makeup and jewelry looks like a strung-out rockstar with don't-give-a-fuck vibes who lives for adventure and wild nights. The vast majority of ACTUAL men have the body-shape of a rectangle and have to spend most of every day waiting in lines, attending Zoom calls, explaining to customers why their wifi doesn't work (Reset the router Ethel, no that's not a router, you're holding an egg steamer.)

                      We gotta abandon the idea that people have "looks" at all times. Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up without it being some kind of shocking change to their entire persona. I had a stiff, straight-edge boss who attended a Halloween party and went goth. Completely unrecognizable, he was a legend.

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                        Can confirm.

                        Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

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                        It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.

                        I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."

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                          I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

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                          Aww dude. I wear kilts every day. I don't even own pants. I paint my nails. Rather large stretched lobes and septum piercings. When it's colder always knee high socks with crazy designs and moccasins. Usually an unconventional hairstyle brightly colored and big beard. I'm 50. I just truly quit giving a fuck what people think when I had a major illness a while back. I get hit on a lot for an old dude. More than I ever have in my life. It's given me crazy confidence in my old age. My wife loves it.

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                            Nah, but the Harley biker is certainly a gay look


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                            thank rob halford for bringing that look to the masses

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                              I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room

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                                Girl, be careful what you ask for...

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                                That person is a mystery to me...

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                                  Aww dude. I wear kilts every day. I don't even own pants. I paint my nails. Rather large stretched lobes and septum piercings. When it's colder always knee high socks with crazy designs and moccasins. Usually an unconventional hairstyle brightly colored and big beard. I'm 50. I just truly quit giving a fuck what people think when I had a major illness a while back. I get hit on a lot for an old dude. More than I ever have in my life. It's given me crazy confidence in my old age. My wife loves it.

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                                  I also stopped giving a fuck what people think. It's kind of nice. I also like being different. I like kilts too, most of the ones I see are designed to be worn at the waist which I don't really like. Most skirts are too but they're usually more flexible so I can wear them at the hips. I'm glad you have people who support and encourage you. I think my mom and sister are getting used to my personal style.

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                                    assuming that all women are simply victims

                                    That wasn't stated

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                                    Correcting 'some women can't resist assholes' with 'some assholes prey on women's insecurities' doesn't strike you as assuming that these women are all victims?

                                    Ok, sure — I'm not going to debate this any further.

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                                      The problem is most average looking men, when bedecked in goth shit, look like Bluey got run over by a Spencer's truck.

                                      The dude in everyone's imagination wearing black makeup and jewelry looks like a strung-out rockstar with don't-give-a-fuck vibes who lives for adventure and wild nights. The vast majority of ACTUAL men have the body-shape of a rectangle and have to spend most of every day waiting in lines, attending Zoom calls, explaining to customers why their wifi doesn't work (Reset the router Ethel, no that's not a router, you're holding an egg steamer.)

                                      We gotta abandon the idea that people have "looks" at all times. Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up without it being some kind of shocking change to their entire persona. I had a stiff, straight-edge boss who attended a Halloween party and went goth. Completely unrecognizable, he was a legend.

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                                      I'm trying to get back to rectangle, I passed on to deflated beachball...

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                                        Sorry I’m not into women who are into that.

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                                          I don’t know if I’ve got a big enough sample size, but the only guys I know who wear black nail polish are creepy Marilyn Manson types who mainly get laid with girls they met in their therapist’s waiting room

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                                          Laid is laid. Also the crazy ones are objectively hotter.

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