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    I'm no shaman, but I suspect if we sacrifice enough CEOs, Mother Earth will ease up on the climate change.

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    You'd need to drastically up the pace.

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      That's all good, I guess, but I was hoping for another dead one.

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      He was only dead inside.

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        That's all good, I guess, but I was hoping for another dead one.

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        he's dead to his family, if that helps.

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          Who’s the upper right guy? Looks familiar but I’ve already forgotten who he is/was

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            Facts be facts

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              Forgetting Autonomy CEO Mike Lynch who died when his super yacht was sunk rapidly by microburst storm in Sicily

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                Who’s the upper right guy? Looks familiar but I’ve already forgotten who he is/was

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                Luigi Mangione, accused killer of the CEO of United Health.

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                  2 months to stop the spread, got it

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                    Isn’t winter Luigi time?

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                      Orcas have been attacking and sinking yachts. Apparently, CEO Marcus Hale (crypto bro) was sailing off the coast of Portugal last October when his yacht was attacked by orcas. He drowned. Here’s the only article I can find that’s not a video or twitter post: https://www.bitrue.com/blog/marcus-hale-crypto-ceo-death

                      I can’t find a more reputable link, so can’t vouch for the veracity of this. The orcas have been revolting for a few years, though.

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                      Lmao I hadn't heard about that one. I will continue cheering for the Orcas.

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                        Lmao I hadn't heard about that one. I will continue cheering for the Orcas.

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                        Same. If arrogant bastards were doing donuts in my garden, keeping me up at all hours, throwing their rubbish everywhere, and scaring away my food, I’d start sabotaging them, too.

                        Orcas have yet to kill anyone on purpose, and this dipshit was likely collateral damage to them, but if they literally start eating people I’d say they deserve it. Team Orca.

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                          Now that’s a tradition I can get behind

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                            Luigi Mangione, accused killer of the CEO of United Health.

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                            Thank you

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                              Same. If arrogant bastards were doing donuts in my garden, keeping me up at all hours, throwing their rubbish everywhere, and scaring away my food, I’d start sabotaging them, too.

                              Orcas have yet to kill anyone on purpose, and this dipshit was likely collateral damage to them, but if they literally start eating people I’d say they deserve it. Team Orca.

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                              *Wild orcas are not known to have killed a human on purpose. Captive orcas seem to have killed on purpose.

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                                *Wild orcas are not known to have killed a human on purpose. Captive orcas seem to have killed on purpose.

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                                You’re right, and who can blame them. We’ve treated them poorly.

                                (I was thinking about one instance, but there have been several, you’re right.)

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                                  *Wild orcas are not known to have killed a human on purpose. Captive orcas seem to have killed on purpose.

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                                  Rightfully so. No one should keep an orca in captivity. We are fucking savages

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                                    Spread weapons, not billionaires.

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                                      Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?

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                                      There's only 52 weeks in a year

                                      Whilst a lot of CEOs are either not evil, or maybe are just inconsequential (like the CEO of some random startup with 4 employees creating a new app that's like Tinder but for whatever else), there's thousands whose companies are ruining our society and planet.

                                      Though if one were to fall a week, that would maybe at least drive some fear into the others.

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                                        There's only 52 weeks in a year

                                        Whilst a lot of CEOs are either not evil, or maybe are just inconsequential (like the CEO of some random startup with 4 employees creating a new app that's like Tinder but for whatever else), there's thousands whose companies are ruining our society and planet.

                                        Though if one were to fall a week, that would maybe at least drive some fear into the others.

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                                        Thankfully, there's a priority list.

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                                          Thankfully, there's a priority list.

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                                          Oh yeah, I was gonna mention that, didn't want to seem like I'm actually advocating for anything though. Unfortunate as it is, I may still have to do business travel to the US at some point and while I'm white enough to hopefully be safe, I wouldn't want them to think I'm planning on taking any action on my political opinions.

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