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  • eviledgelord@sh.itjust.worksE [email protected]

    That took me too long to get, I guess I'm the one on the right.

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    I don't get it at all. What does that make me?

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      I know they meant "worst" in the sense of "bad at math," but now I'm imagining the world's worst mathematician trying to figure out how to use math to commit ethic cleansing or poison water supplies or make pugs' noses even more fucked up or something.

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      ethic cleansing

      Tbh that doesn't sound too bad? Like maybe take a nice shower but with cruelty free/plant-based soap that wasn't animal tested (and obviously there's no drought concern in this scenario).

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        I don't get it at all. What does that make me?

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        The creator of the meme is the world's worst mathematician.

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          Eastern Most Europeans who use , as a decimal point will only receive fifteen euros.

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          So, Americans?

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            The only Europeans that use the . as a decimal separator are the British and present and former colonies.

            All continental Europe except Gibraltar use the ,, and consequently so do most of Africa and South America.

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            Wikipedia has a great map for this:
            World-map showing a pretty even split between dot and comma as decimal separator.

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              And The Netherlands

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              And Sweden

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                ethic cleansing

                Tbh that doesn't sound too bad? Like maybe take a nice shower but with cruelty free/plant-based soap that wasn't animal tested (and obviously there's no drought concern in this scenario).

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                Ethic cleansing is when I throw a short fuse grenade into an ethics debate.

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                  Wikipedia has a great map for this:
                  World-map showing a pretty even split between dot and comma as decimal separator.

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                  Decimal separator - Wikipedia

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                  (en.wikipedia.org)

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                  How come they managed to get data for Greenland?

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                    Wikipedia has a great map for this:
                    World-map showing a pretty even split between dot and comma as decimal separator.

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                    Decimal separator - Wikipedia

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                    Damn, that fancy Arabic comma is looking sweeeeet

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                      Wikipedia has a great map for this:
                      World-map showing a pretty even split between dot and comma as decimal separator.

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                      Decimal separator - Wikipedia

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                      The penguins refuse to answer surveys

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                        Fake it till you make it.

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                        I'll have what she's having

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                          Wikipedia has a great map for this:
                          World-map showing a pretty even split between dot and comma as decimal separator.

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                          Decimal separator - Wikipedia

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                          This map largely overlaps a map of The British Empire, doesn't it?

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                            And Sweden

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                            And Denmark

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                            • anunusualrelic@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                              How come they managed to get data for Greenland?

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                              Because enough of the people who live there answered the question? 🤷

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                                Most of these hypotheticals are pretty lame. Like... Why would I care if another person got the same amount as me? I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

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                                  ethic cleansing

                                  Tbh that doesn't sound too bad? Like maybe take a nice shower but with cruelty free/plant-based soap that wasn't animal tested (and obviously there's no drought concern in this scenario).

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                                  That would be 'ethical cleansing'. Ethic cleansing would be to cleanse ethic, meaning you are getting rid of the ethic. That is basically just erasing one's morals. I think that's already being taken care of.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    Most of these hypotheticals are pretty lame. Like... Why would I care if another person got the same amount as me? I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

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                                    Even if everyone got the same amount, I would just press the button every week - and now I've YOLO implemented a form of Universal Basic Income.

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                                      Even if everyone got the same amount, I would just press the button every week - and now I've YOLO implemented a form of Universal Basic Income.

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                                      I'd invent a machine that hits the button 1000 times a second and after a bunch of hours I'd buy Tesla, Amazon, Google and Apple and so on and turn them into companies profitable for humanity.

                                      But first I'd buy some ice-cream.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        Most of these hypotheticals are pretty lame. Like... Why would I care if another person got the same amount as me? I would only care if everyone got the same amount because that would cause massive inflation and now my million dollars is worthless.

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                                        imagine: you get a dollar but so does elon musk. what would you do?

                                        if everybody presses the button, we end up with a massive wealth inequality problem

                                        and that's actually how companies operate: the employees work for the company (akin to pressing buttons, just more tedious), and for that they get wages, but the company's owners also get money that way. repeat the process and the company's owners end up being massively wealthy, which leads to massive wealth inequality.

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                                          Because enough of the people who live there answered the question? 🤷

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                                          I think, it was a joke, because Greenland is often marked as "No data available" on such maps, for not really any good reason...

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