Is that Natasha Lyonne? I bet if anybody could make it work it would be her.

"Listen: you might think about getting your friend some help. He's way too preoccupied with superheroes' reproductive organs."

Speaking as a furry, trust me when I say people are gonna draw anything from any franchise sexually.

She absolutely would

It's a descriptive rule, not a proscriptive rule. It's telling you how it is, not what to do. That shit already exists

I bet she's double clicked his mouse before

But any sudden movement could crush her finger.

They gave The Thing eyebrows!?

he already had them. this is the most accurate depiction of the original drawings by Kirby:

Daddy needs to get his rocks off!

She always looked good in orange

You made me remember about this couple I know. He was going on down there, apparently good enough for her to suddenly close her legs hard enough catching his ear piercing in a bad way and ripping it out. Granting an ER visit.

With an angle grinder like Hellboy on his horns?

And modern lube technology.

I'm perfectly comfortable not knowing.

I bet he jizzes fish tank gravel.

I knew this gif would be in this thread

Here's the thing. You said a "The Thing is an Avenger."

Was he a member of New Avengers during the Bendis run? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a nerd who reads comics, I am telling you, specifically, among comic book nerds, no one calls the Thing an Avenger. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "Avengers" you're referring to the many affiliated superhero teams, which includes teams from West Coast Avengers to Great Lakes Avengers to Young Avengers.

So your reasoning for calling the Thing an Avenger because he was a part an Avengers team on some occasions? Let's get Punisher and Squirrel Girl in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or a mutant? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. Wolverine is an Avenger and a member of the X-Men. But that's not what you said. You said the Thing is an Avenger, which is not true unless you're okay with calling practivally all Marvel superheroes Avengers, which means you'd call Adam Warlock, Dr. Strange, and other heroes Avengers, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Makes total sense if you know her style and humor.