Careful, I plugged an unknown USB drive into my house and then all my centrifuges tore themselves apart.

what's sick is that this could actually work in some mad scheme where the wall wart is range extenders and acting as network attached storage

Extreme self hosting

Wait, have you been living under a rock all that time?

Or, the wall wart could be a network adaptor for an ethernet over power system, and the packets could be running though the power lines…. But almost certainly not that.

But have you done it on a badger?

You don't have to do this, sparky linux is free to download.

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

You mean you don't have a uranium enrichment plant in your basement?

Not for nuclear reasons if any regulatory agencies are asking.

Why are you talking about plants when I'm asking about centrifuges?

Just know that after installing linux on your house, it won't have Windows anymore!

Even better: powerline adapters.

Just put the Windows in a VM, duh! /j

Guys there's someone calling himself Hans Blix at the door, did anyone order takeaway?

These days you can even install it on your nadgers

Gotta hold the doorbell while you flip the circuit breakers to enter the boot menu

Is he the bad guy from Die Hard?

EOP would use RJ45 Ethernet jacks though, so you couldn’t plug a USB stick in there and expect to communicate with it right?

Depends on who built the house, and even what model. I always have to search to find the right buttons.

In my house I have to flush the toilet while running the garbage disposal.