There's also the people who will be driving along the road at the speed limit, and will suddenly slam on the brakes start turning, and then indicate because they've got to their road.

Usually they are in Range Rovers, who's closest they have ever been to off-road is when they have to park in a field that one time in a national trust overflow car park.

I often just want to see their stupid fucking face

Imagine that, but on a motorbike, without indicating or looking, and veering directly infront of you. Then yelling at you for hitting him as you bandage him and your buddy.

I now give a little chirp any time I pass someone if its not super congested.

It makes sense in NL, they can ride a bike or take public transit, but in America, not driving isnt a realistic option.

I used to think i was the cringiest person on reddit. Used to...

"while not realizing that I'm probably not driving any better very often"

to be clear this was meant to be a joke

My "favorite" Houston freeway experience was driving in the right lane in bumper-to-bumper traffic going 95 mph - and getting passed by ten cars on my right, all driving on the shoulder (and Houston shoulders are closer to outright garbage dumps than clear paved lanes).

That's good.
I personally still don't love these comments even as satire but i admit it's not the same thing.

Sadly here in the US it isn’t the cost of obtaining a license. Most offenders aren’t allowed one for criminal violations but continue to drive anyways. It’s mostly DUI offenders.

People: Why care about driving stupid. Who cares if you can not pay for your car insurance?

Do not worry, car insurance will pay for risky behavior.

It's a small thing, and irrelevant to your comment, and I'm sorry for any embarrassment I may cause you. You're using the wrong word. When a car actively decelerates it is braking https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/brake-or-break-difference

Other than that, I do agree with you, I put about 50k km (30k miles) on the odometer each year, and the amount of shitty drivers out there is astounding. The other day I saw an elderly couple trying to enter a roundabout. It was a busy section of road during rush hour. Driver was looking both right and left, instead of just looking left like you're supposed to. They had a clear left, but oh no car is entering the two lane roundabout to our right, we better yield ... Generally roundabouts, it's like people didn't hear about them when training for their license.

They usually just look old.

Radio: "Watch out, there's a wrong way driver on the highway!"

Listener: "One? I see hundreds!"

and drove right up his arse to force to get the fuck out of the way

Sometimes the one complaining about asshole drivers might be one themselves.

Congrats on the reading comprehension, matey. Youll go far in social media land...

Them fuck are you talking about???

I was going to say something smug about living in a walkable city so I don't need to drive, but I still have to deal with idiot drivers being a danger to pedestrians and bikers.

Your anger management issues.

The difference in spelling between "brake" (as in, the thing that stops your car) and "break" (as in, what happens to your car when you don't stop it in time and it hits a tree).