Superman Toe Nails

Fake he lasers off his toe nails. You think any earth metal could cut Superman's nails? Gafaw

This is an artists rendition of me cutting my toe nails.

I literally need two hands and it shoots off like a bullet.

I close my eyes now because once I got hit in the face with the ricochet.

I think there was a comic where kryptonite based grooming tools were shown.

Lolz I was just guessing and being a dork. I guess that's interesting though.

Alright, I'll be the pedantic dick commenter and say: if Superman had toenail clippers capable of cutting through his nails, they wouldn't shoot off at insane speeds. Either the material of the clippers would just be crushed in his grasp, or they're made of some fantastical material that can withstand the forces needed and can cut them. There's no scenario where the trimmings shoot off like this

Hmm. I wonder about hair.

kagis

Ah. It does seem to be problematic.

I love comic covers • Superman at the Barber Shop Homages by Wayne...

Superman at the Barber Shop Homages by Wayne Boring, Neal Adams, John Byrne & Terry Dodson.

I love comic covers (ilovecomiccovers.tumblr.com)

Harley seems to have a boner while doing that.

Have you tried using pedicure scissors rather than nail clippers?

The Pro had a funnier take on the same basic idea:

Hancock (2008) had a similar bit, with the titular character blowing a few holes in his roof during a one-night-stand.

I think this was also a scene in Hancock, the movie with Will Smith.

I rate it 3/5. If it had some twintowers the score would double

I distinctly remember some rendition of Superman where they showed him "shaving" by reflecting his laser/heat vision off of a mirror.

Both comic artists have some misapprehension about how solidly a plane's wings are attached.... maybe they're Boeings.

Another thing is that if you get past the initial ka-pow! moment, the real issue would be how super are those swimmers? They might work like heat seeking missiles.

Why they so yellow Clark

Trashy version

I swear I read a thought experiment on this topic decades ago in a Penthouse or Playboy.

You think he does this for his asshole hair?