Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.

Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

"Feeling dirty" is probably something more about having trained your mind to be a certain way, and it could be retrained.

For someone with kids and pets and such, a bath might be a more reliable source of comfort and isolation.

Oh man. So risky to own that. I would hyper focus on this and probably end up drowning.

More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."

I generally feel the same.
Also, bubble bath- not relaxing, because then I'm covered in a thin soapy film and am forced to shower after.

That said, I think it's a western problem. I didn't hate baths when I was in Japan. Huge deep tubs, and the entire room is waterproof with a drain, so not only is the bath super deep but you can also overflow it as part of the experience. All that together made all the difference.

This ain't AI... This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.

Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry

I mean, unless you work in a coal mine or in the sewers, you probably aren't covered in a thick layer of grime when you get in the tub. Most people are going to have a very thin layer of dried sweat and body oil, which will be a tiny, tiny percentage of the water in the tub.

I work a lot of fancy events as a caterer and often have a drink behind the scenes, but often these events are in random offices with no bar support, resulting in us drinking strange concoctions.

Spanish coke is popular, which is just red wine and coke. This is probably second only to white wine spritzers. Separately in day events, we've found putting espresso into coke over ice is surprisingly okay, I wouldn't say it's better than the sum of its parts, but probably on par with normal coke.

So I had the wise idea of shaking espresso, coke, and red wine together, just to see what it tasted like. I'd truly give it a 5/10. Which isn't bad if not for the fact that I'd give each ingredient alone a 6/10 or better.

What is that he's dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn't make sense with spaghetti.

And why is the water brown?

Why is being a gay male relevant?

Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.

Don't be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly

Thank you, tired of all the bath haters saying baths are gross. If you got so dirty that literal dirty clouds are coming off of you like that kid from Charlie Brown, take a shower. But if all you did was get sweaty at the gym today, a bath will get you perfectly clean and isn't unsanitary.

Probably because the post is about what women do in the bath and he didn’t want to speak for them

If I drink that much coffe I'll poop in the bathtub