Oof, sorry for whatever caused that. Glad youve found the strength in your disability

oh i earned it. snowboarding flip

Okay, yeah, that sounds fun enough to be worth it.

Sometimes you need back and forth which over email can take days. You can't talk while looking at your calendar? Guess what, you say "give me 30 seconds to open my calendar". Or 60. However much you need. People gaslight or bullshit? You follow up the call with an email "as we discussed on the phone, x y and z, and we agreed not to do a b nor c". If someone can't communicate over phone, they just can't communicate.

Cool. I can text that too. I can do it without saying it to the 17 adjacent apartments or nearby cubicles.

"as we discussed on the phone..."

To which they say

"What the fuck?"

Or

"new phone who dis?"

It's not helpful

pithy bitchy 'no u' because you're insecure as fuck

Wow that explains a lot about why youre like this. Call me if you want to actually communicate, i guess.

Then you don't do what discussed or escalate to a manager. Not that this has ever happened to me in my life, people are not cartoon villains.

Call me if you want to actually communicate, i guess.

I don't have a reason to want to communicate with you in particular, have a record of our interaction or any specific outcome.

You're not actually communicating right now though, this is just text. 'I' may as well not exist, you're just typing into the void.

Empty internet theory

Yeah i mean im just talking at someone who can't communicate over text. So its more performative. Kind of a writing prompt kinda deal.

Being able to communicate one form doesn't impede others. Reading comprehension should help.

Sorry, i couldnt understand you. Call me if you want to talk.

I don't.

Oh. So anything you type is fundamentally unserious and you mean none of it? Cool.

Not what I said. You are bad at this, huh?

Yes that's me.