Checking if it got that web developer gig

Amazing.

"Report a bug"

They replied saying they think he'll be better as a web crawler instead of a developer

It's not a bug, it's a spider.

Web spider.

really missed the opportunity for yet another spider web joke.

Web crawlers getting agressive.

Spiders, like slugs and insects, are bugs.

Just give it a widow bit.

Excuse me, Satan, that’s my email.

Satan: I’m the mailer demon.

...slugs aren't bugs. Slugs are mollusks, the same group as snails, mussels, and clams.