You couldn't handle a little smack? I snorted ANTS.
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Ozzy isn't the first person to die shortly after they completed a final task. No need to sully his legacy with unprovable speculation.
Why sully? If I were losing control of my body I'd do the same. There's no shame in that. Like.. a common way to die with parkinson's is aspiration pneumonia. That doesn't sound at all like fun.
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I feel like if Ozzy was going to kill himself at the end of his farewell tour, he'd do it on stage at the end of the last show. How could he pass up the opportunity to do the most metal shit imaginable?
I imagine that would've been horrible for most people involved. But at the same time.. yeah, metal as fuck.
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A giant bat would be perfect, but they're hard to find and even harder to train. Maybe a guy dressed as a bat chops his head off with a big axe.
Get the guys who worked on the Stonehenge set for Spinal Tap
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since he was targeting OAPs.
Overidentified Aerial Phenomena?
Old ass people
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Officially no. It's actually something Ozzy was involved in the campaign for. There's a religious crowd who freak out at the very idea. No government has yet had the will to push updates past them.
There are however doctors who will happily make a pain med prescription that is "incompatible with life". If the patient happens to die, while dealing with the pain, well at least they weren't in pain.
I believe the police also have a similar mindset. They won't look too deeply, if they suspect it happened that way, with the patient's consent. They do have the shadow of Harold Shipman hanging over them however. They missed a serial killer for years, since he was targeting OAPs.
We have MAID in Canada. It's so nice to let someone with a terrible illness go with dignity.
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since he was targeting OAPs.
Overidentified Aerial Phenomena?
Old Age Pensioners.
The age group most likely to drop dead, and so have the least scrutiny.
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Seeing as how he had Parkinsons and this happened a few weeks after the farewell show, my money's on suicide not natural causes. He wanted to go out on his own terms.
I heard he had mentioned going to Switzerland to use their euthanasia pods at one point. Pretty humane way to go instead of letting your body slowly deteriorate for a few years imo
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We have MAID in Canada. It's so nice to let someone with a terrible illness go with dignity.
It's definitely needed. I watched a relative pass. Her brain was gone from stroke damage. It took almost a fortnight for her to pass however. It was horrible.
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I imagine that would've been horrible for most people involved. But at the same time.. yeah, metal as fuck.
If you make a spectacle of it, I figure most people would assume special effects
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If you make a spectacle of it, I figure most people would assume special effects
That would make it even better.
