Penis inspection day at school used to be so innocent.

Right on the freaking nail, this one was. Really good.

For anyone curious it's 25/07/2025 in metric calendars.

Thank you, I thought it was the 7th of Quinquember.

You mean the superior date format; 2025/07/25

That's a file path, THIS is a date format: 2025-07-25

The only acceptable place for Penis Inspection Day is in a Space Station.

For real this one needs to go viral

My gym teacher discovered a melanoma that would otherwise have taken my life at a mere six years old. I’m confounded by the idea that only astronauts should be spared sickness. I owe my health to his daily suppositories.

How about 25-206 or 2025-W30-5.

Edit: the ISO8601 spec includes these

Julian dates suck, but not as much as the standard date formats.

I get the feeling most people don't even get the reference I was making.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URJ_qSXruW0&t=12m13s

Don't you hate it when there suddenly are 13 additional months in your year?

Could also use something about the children of Gaza. Like shooting down the parents of children while they are trying to fetch food for their children.

FOR THE CHILDREN.

(The US isn't doing this per se, but they are supporting the ones who do so.)

Finally, some good fucking ISO around here!

Both versions above actually are part of the ISO8601 spec though, as week dates and ordinal dates.

I’ve never seen this before, it was entertaining. Particularly the part where everyone started hallucinating and then died.

One more reason RFC3339 is better than ISO8601?

In all honesty, the big problem with Julian dates are they aren't readable for most people, if they even recognize what they are. In specific industries, it's an acceptable format, with minimal ambiguity. Now, do we talk about how my company puts the year after the date?