I wish I could even sleep till my alarm is set

6. Panick, can't find the keys, forget the coffee on the counter, hit the road and realize it's saturday.

6. Should've sleep early yesterday.

7. go back to 1

Why is your alarm going off if it's Saturday?

Retired and don’t miss this at all.

It's actually Wednesday, you should probably head back to your car.

If you refuse to accept it, it goes away eventually and you no longer need to get up.

Currently at stage 4.

Stage 3.5: Doomscrolling for 20 minutes

This is me right now. Sitting on the edge of my bed staring at mg phone. Time to get up and go.

That's why I put my phone on my desk over night instead of next to my bed. When the alarm goes, I have to get up to turn it off and at that point I might as well get dressed. Oooor hit snooze and literally fall back into my bed

I go straight to 5 but I bring 2 and 4 with me

1, 2, 3, 3 3, 3, 3, 3, 3, 4, 5

It has to be straight to 5. Get up. Crack on.

There has to be more than this

There has to be more than this

When will I get to stop, I'm so tired I just want to stop for a little bit.

But if I stop then I lose everything

5 days on, 2 days recovery

5 days on, 2 days recovery

There has to be more than this

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Bargaining, bargaining, bargain...ing, barga... ... ... FUCK I'M LATE!