The blood suckers are all females. Males don't bother humans.

Please don’t. I’ll tell you.
Only female mosquitoes bite and drink blood for getting the protein they need for producing eggs.
Hence the boobs under the skin tight sweaters.

Blood feeds blood. Blood calls blood. Blood is, and blood was, and blood shall ever be.

Try putting a spoon under hot water and pressing it on a recent bite, idk how it works but it's incredibly effective.

Where do you think they keep the blood

Pee is stored in the balls, and... blood is stored in the boobs?

it's okay, I was actually going to do the alcoholic existential crisis anyway but now I have the true mosquitoe tiddy lore in addition to that so it's a win/win/win

Cortisone cream is excellent stuff for bug bites.

Why do they have tits? Like I know they're trying to show they are female, although anyone who knows anything about mosquitoes should already know that, but tits? They need to put them on mosquitoes?

Sexualizing mosquitoes by giving them giant tits is kinda creepy, bruh.

i once saw a video of aedis ageypti drinking a caterpillars hemolyph, since they usually target mammals and not other insects.

That dude or dudette has no idea what they're talking about. Bug screens are even being sold for small change at the discounters, especially in spring, and year round at the hardware stores. If someone over here has no bug screens they are as dumb as that post you cited. Idiots are everywhere.

You don't need a reason for existential crisis but it helps!