Probably "nice to them"

It's okay, you're not blood-related.

She’s mashing it

The kind of thoughts that keep me up at night

Replace weird with nice, or mean, and its also true!

I was walking through the mall with some friends one day and one of the booth people walked up and tried to sell me something.

I said, "sorry I don't have any money on me right now, I just bought $100k of crystal meth in the parking lot from a nice older gentleman."

they looked at me and asked if I was serious. Once I confirmed they looked around and asked if they could buy some off me. So I told them to come to a specific playground next to the parking lot in an hour and I'll hook them up.

dumbasses. my meth brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, "where's my meth fucker?!!!!"

Will they remember your name?

No a lot of strangers remember me because I was weird to them

Lol, You have no idea how little that narrows it down