I think my IT guy hates me...
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I am Jacks pervasive sense of doubt
also you didn't log out and then back into teams so you still have an active session and your restart means nothing
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At my job I deal with IT a lot for one of our server rooms since one of the computers I use that runs an entire floor is linked to that server. It often goes haywire and needs a simple reset.
I kid you not every time I call I tell them this is common and all I need them to do is reset the server remotely (I can’t get in cuz the room is locked by IT which surprise works from home). They proceed to ignore me and pull out their bullshit checklist and run through 20 different troubleshooting protocols before finally getting to the last one(reset the server) and it finally works.
Like I would think a simple reset would be the first thing they try.
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I am Jacks pervasive sense of doubt
also you didn't log out and then back into teams so you still have an active session and your restart means nothing
But even after all those, have you tried to upgrade to Window 11?
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Unless they are struggling with their weight and self control, and have worked very hard to remove temptations from their workspace.
A few guys at my work actually just asled us what we wanted from the cafeteriawhen we were doing long fixes on their laptops (I work in a uni)
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We installed remote access on all employee computers. Among other details, it allowed us to see machine uptime.
I would tell certain people/liars that I'll fix their problems over lunch and to make sure they save all work before leaving.
Then as lunch came along, I'd just remotely reboot their computer.
Fun fact. "The IT Crowd" is actually a documentary.
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"I tried to turning the server on and off again, but that didn't fix the problem"
IT-guy:
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IT guy here:
If I ask you if you turned it off and back on and you say yes, I tend to believe you. But if I look and I see that the uptime for the computer proves that you lied, this is the look I give you. And then I'll reboot and there's a good chance that the problem will be solved.
I'll have enough grace to say that maybe we had different ways of describing what you intended to do when "rebooting," but inside I know that you lied to me because you believe that IT people recommend this step because you think we're lazy and trying to make you go away. No. We suggest it because it often works. And if you'd try it before you called the helpline, that'd cut our calls in half.
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Protip if you bring your IT guy an eighth of weed, he'll give you admin privileges on your PC for a few days.
What do I get for a zip and some Adderall to top it off?
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Well is it plugged in?
Saw several stories where the user was experiencing a building wide power outage...
