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    Mayonnaise. Salad. I just…can’t.

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    Are mayo and sour cream based salads not a thing where you come from?

    I'll agree they don't deserve to be called salads but they're pretty common here. The OG potato or pasta salads everyone used to make for every occasion of course have no lettuce or cabbage in them, the greenest thing you may find is peas. The least salady salads of them all.

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    • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

      workday of doing fuck all

      Oh fuck right off with this bullshit. I suppose you think the attractive secretary's remarkable physique as exposed by their tight cardigan is just going to ogle itself? Presumably by the same magical fairytale critter that smokes all those cigarettes while knocking back a liquid lunch? And I suppose this wonderful creature takes care of water-cooler conversation as well, recounting golfing bon-mots, making sexist jokes and espousing low-grade racism while the man just does "nothing"? Get a grip.

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      My mum was pissed when work from home started and found out the job my dad does is mostly just having leisurely conversations all day while she works her ass off as a primary school teacher for far less money and far less respect. Stg if you do a job where you have to stand up and walk somewhere, your job is more demanding than the people who make the most money.

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      • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

        Eastern Europe is so behind that they still regularly eat that kind of stuff today

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        Excuse me ser... bian a European doesn't automatically make you civilized.

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          So do I understand cirrectly that this gelatine enables you to take any broth/soup and turn it into a cake?

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          They were all called "salads" for some obscene reason, but yes.

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            Mayonnaise. Salad. I just…can’t.

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            What's wrong with tuna salad? Potato salad? Macaroni salad? Coleslaw (a kind of cabbage salad)? Mayo isn't really all that different than many other salad dressings either. Also, pretty much any decent deli sandwich is basically a salad with meat and cheese dressed in mayo between two slices of bread.

            You're missing out.

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              I sometimes wonder where we'd be tiday technologically if WW2 didnt happen

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              Or we could just fund scientific study without the weapons part but at the same funding level.

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                It was just because jello was new and exciting so they tried to use it everywhere. Kinda like how everything is Flamin' Hot or Extra Sour these days.

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                  8 hour workday of doing fuck all

                  I'm not going to argue in favor of 50s gender roles, but fuck off c'mon.

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                  Yeah, they were working their asses off actually making stuff. Unlike nowadays where we don’t even have many tool and die people.

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                    Are mayo and sour cream based salads not a thing where you come from?

                    I'll agree they don't deserve to be called salads but they're pretty common here. The OG potato or pasta salads everyone used to make for every occasion of course have no lettuce or cabbage in them, the greenest thing you may find is peas. The least salady salads of them all.

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                    Of course, we have potato and pasta salads. Those are mostly potatoes or pasta, along with other ingredients, and the mayonnaise forms the base of the dressing, which the solids are tossed in. That photo just looks straight up like the whole thing is a brick of mostly mayo.

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                      These people were obsessed with eating canned food. They thought that they could make it palatable with stuff like slathering it in mayonnaise or suspending it in jello.

                      Boomers are sociopaths. Years of leaded gas exposure gave them lifelong cognitive decline and propensity towards erratic behavior.

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                      I was reading the other day that Gen X technically got the highest lifetime lead exposure. Boomers didn't grow up with it.

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                        Maybe it's just the kind of people I work with, but I know very few who wouldn't prefer to be stay at home parents, given the option.

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                        big nope unless the ‘kid’ is a dog

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                          The first time I had Thanksgiving with my first wife's family, one of the dishes was blackberry jello with green grapes in it. I was never a big jello fan, but I took some of everything to be polite. I put a fork full in my mouth, bit down, and thought "oh no, something is rancid!" The texture was wrong, too. I was just going to spit it into my napkin when I realized it wasn't rancid, but it took a moment for me to place the flavor. It was a green olive.

                          That should have been a warning that there was something wrong with that family.

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                          I just read it like you bit down on the fork and now my front teeth hurt.

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                            I just read it like you bit down on the fork and now my front teeth hurt.

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                            Ugh, sorry!

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                              It was just because jello was new and exciting so they tried to use it everywhere. Kinda like how everything is Flamin' Hot or Extra Sour these days.

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                              Ok that's true, but flaming hot and extra sour are both delicious, Jello is just kinda... Meh.

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                                Maybe it's just the kind of people I work with, but I know very few who wouldn't prefer to be stay at home parents, given the option.

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                                Well, yeah. Most people would much rather spend their time and energy taking care of their children than laboring away for someone else's profit. They may not phrase it like that, but raising children is far more self-fulfilling than working a job could ever be for most people. I imagine in most cases, people prefer tons of hard work raising a child when compared to working the easy cozy job, because at the end of the day the job is just a means to an end.

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                                  Ok that's true, but flaming hot and extra sour are both delicious, Jello is just kinda... Meh.

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                                  Would you rather have flaming hot Jell-O or extra sour?

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                                    Would you rather have flaming hot Jell-O or extra sour?

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                                    I mean it's gotta be extra sour right? At least then it kinda goes with the fruit themes I associate with jello, heck it might even be pretty good...? Maybe I should go make extra sour jello.

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                                    • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

                                      I can't hear the word "aspic" without thinking of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

                                      How much have you had today? Too much makes your teeth go grey!

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                                      I think of the King Crimson album, Larks Tongues in Aspic

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                                        These people were obsessed with eating canned food. They thought that they could make it palatable with stuff like slathering it in mayonnaise or suspending it in jello.

                                        Boomers are sociopaths. Years of leaded gas exposure gave them lifelong cognitive decline and propensity towards erratic behavior.

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                                        Not just leaded gas but also becoming adults in the easiest time and place in human history to live comfortably.

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                                          They were all called "salads" for some obscene reason, but yes.

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                                          Solid soup defijitely must have sounded sci fi hack in the 50s

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