hello, yes? how do I argue for my own right to delete while also arguing against everyone else's for accountability reasons? asking for a friend.

I would pay any amount of money for this.

Nah, I'd like to keep my sillyness

I would pay for this to be free.

you, eh. could move to minnesota. We got that law, now.

Maybe the smartest thing I ever did was realize very early on, when Facebook was still in the University-only beta stage, that I wanted absolutely nothing to do with this new trend of attaching my real name to things on the Internet.

Is the lady asking 8 foot tall or did someone make a Help Desk window that is only 5 foot high?

If she stands up straight the top of the window will be at her chin level and the little vent thing to talk through will be even with her belt.

DM me and we can work something out. I can forgive you and even provide a little spending sin for the future, just in case something comes up and you want to indulge a little.

My theory is that the lady behind the window is sitting down. Why there isn't a chair on the other side of the helpdesk is another mystery.

She said she's dumb not short damn

oh congrats! that brings the total up to 3 states now

we, uh, also have hotdish.

just saying.

don't know what that is but I haven't eaten all day so I'm assuming it's food and I'm already convinced. Packing my bags and looking for jobs now

Basically, casserole. Or maybe a shepherds pie.

But with tatertots (sometimes. We have options!)

As someone who was in college when Facebook dropped, I put WAY too much energy into caring about this than I would now. Everyone does stupid shit. It's the illegal stuff I'd avoid filming doing. Here's the deal: cancelation isn't real and all press is good press.*

*only applicable in functioning democracies.