Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.

I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny

attach suction cups to one side

remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠

Yeah it can get really disgusting if you don't maintain it.

That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.

I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

Suite yourself.

From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

By god that might just be it!

Now there's a mental image.

They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.

I did not know that about cunt physics