"Voof"

Fucking bravo lol

How do people use bathtubs in general? Genuine question, these things just aren't common here at where I live at, there is only showers here

You’re getting so much pushback but I agree with you! No tub cushions, and I don’t like the feeling of dripping so baths and showers for me are pretty utilitarian. I do it because I have to. I’ll relax on the couch.

Couch-comrades!

If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)

Just remember to do Kegels until the bathwater is out before you leave the tub.

But each of the props is individually photoshopped.

Wouldn't you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?

Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.

titfully so

Prop head on one of the corners, close eyes, float into the abyss.

I've seen what happens, and I don't think you're allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material

I suppose that's my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.

You’d have to get a magic wand that doesn’t plug into the wall though, so you’re giving up on a bit of power.

One day the abyss will stare back.

I was single for 20 years due to various personal issues and insecuritys. I finally threw caution into the wind and went on a date.

I plan to propose soon. It's worth it in the end. It really is.