As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.

Unfortunately I don't have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall

I don't usually take a bath to feel clean, I take one to relax

Hence the tray, you do both and it's better than either. Wish I had one

I have that exact tray!

I mean, I sprung for a jacuzzi tub for a reason.

Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.

Rusty Venture's cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.

I guess I could code in the bath. But that might be dangerous.

Most relaxing thin on earth is to sweat in your own dirt. Ig opinions differ.

That sounds dreadful

But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?

Close enough?

breasting so boobily

I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

Personally I shower after the bath with cooler water, helps to reset my temp so I’m not sweaty after and obviously to clean up also.

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.

Mmm yes

ngl I'll say I got this for my 8 year old but we know the truth

If you're so incredibly filthy that a bath feels like soaking in your own dirt (no judgement, that's valid), you could shower first. A bath for me at least isn't about cleaning yourself, it's a relaxation thing.

You can absolutely read a book.

My books live by my bath while I am reading them.

Reading a book is one of the great reasons to bath instead of shower.

Draining the blood away from the meat.