Close enough?

breasting so boobily

I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.

Personally I shower after the bath with cooler water, helps to reset my temp so I’m not sweaty after and obviously to clean up also.

Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?

Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.

Mmm yes

ngl I'll say I got this for my 8 year old but we know the truth

If you're so incredibly filthy that a bath feels like soaking in your own dirt (no judgement, that's valid), you could shower first. A bath for me at least isn't about cleaning yourself, it's a relaxation thing.

You can absolutely read a book.

My books live by my bath while I am reading them.

Reading a book is one of the great reasons to bath instead of shower.

Draining the blood away from the meat.

Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.

Not sure why you are being downvoted - it is a very relaxing thing for many:-).

Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to clean yourself and then use even more water to sit in. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.

Alright, actually never tought about that, also since it seems irrational to first use water to sit in and then use water to clean yourself. It's more about the dirty feeling than actually sitting in dirt. Still I think I would prefer a comfy couch instead of a bath.

If I want to read on a comfy spot, I just sit on my couch. Tried reading while bathing multiple times and there's just always the feeling and the actual danger that your book gets wet.

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

"Feeling dirty" is probably something more about having trained your mind to be a certain way, and it could be retrained.

For someone with kids and pets and such, a bath might be a more reliable source of comfort and isolation.

Oh man. So risky to own that. I would hyper focus on this and probably end up drowning.

More like, "The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don't drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can't even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub."

I generally feel the same.
Also, bubble bath- not relaxing, because then I'm covered in a thin soapy film and am forced to shower after.

That said, I think it's a western problem. I didn't hate baths when I was in Japan. Huge deep tubs, and the entire room is waterproof with a drain, so not only is the bath super deep but you can also overflow it as part of the experience. All that together made all the difference.