Now this is what I can get behind on

Reading actual books (on paper!) in the bathtub is what I'll never get: How do you flip pages? Do you dry your hands for each page or do you just live with soggy pages? Also the humidity in general is bad for your books... That's why e-readers are so awesome.

That's salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something

Not sure if good or bad thing

Easy clean up.

So he's sitting in soup.

And the opportunity to waffle stomp.

That's my best guess, yeah.

No tampoon dispencer?

Thats what YMCAs are for

I like the vibe of having multiple blunts for a single bath

What can I say, reading in the bath is a high adrenaline lifestyle and I’m a maverick

If I remember correctly it's a chocolate bar

Depends on your soup alignment

they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser

Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall

What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?

Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those "world's finest" bars they sell for school fundraiser (they're a lot skinnier than they used to be).

Wouldn't want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.

I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.

There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!