they replaced that with a harpoon dispenser

Even showers are 10 minutes of staring at a fkn wall

What could a shower be without a tampoon to the moon?

Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those "world's finest" bars they sell for school fundraiser (they're a lot skinnier than they used to be).

Wouldn't want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.

I suppose they're trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.

There's even some space left for a little jar of marmite!

Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!

Not his first one judging from the water.

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.

Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?

Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.

Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub

Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn't seem right, and she looks uncanny.

Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.

Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.

I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.