Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!

Not his first one judging from the water.

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.

Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?

Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.

Alright fellas, let's brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?

My wife has one, there's a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.

I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.

Careful, this is how you Chandler in the tub

Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn't seem right, and she looks uncanny.

Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.

Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.

I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.

I mean... It's got a prop for your porn tablet and lots of room for magic wands, dildos and vibrators.

That tray looks perfect for masturbating in the tub.

IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.

IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.

I wish women were real. They're so pretty.

...remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny