attach suction cups to one side

remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn't know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠

Yeah it can get really disgusting if you don't maintain it.

That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.

I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.

Suite yourself.

From what I've read about them in books they seem really great

By god that might just be it!

Now there's a mental image.

They make boats out of the stuff, I'm sure it will be fine.

I did not know that about cunt physics

I don't know that weed could ever bring about the same effects and consequences. iirc it was ketamine that Chandelier used

would it be more or less embarrassing to tell people the truth or that you just peed yourself?

just become one.

haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway

I'm the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I'd be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao

but then I couldn't go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!

I didn't either so imagine my fuckin surprise

I think it was that there are no grills online.

but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways...

honestly, that's better conversation than whatever gossip normal people talk about.

I wish my genitals had those powers, What's the point of having the shape shifting straw model if it won't do any silly straw shenanigans.

I use the tub to see if a giant shit increases or decreases my volume