Reliable News Source

But only when im big

T'hanks for that

Where do I apply to be Zoltar?

As it was foretold, I am awakened at the sound of the dropping coin...

Big if true.

Big news can't be trusted

Still better than FOX or MSNBC.

Why does he look like Leonardo DiCaprio?

These machines are cool as hell. I used one in Yellowstone. I agree better news source then 90% of the AI slop out there today.

Nice try. Release the Epstein files, Zoltar! You're just delaying the inevitable.

I wasn’t ready to accept the wisdom of Zoltar until demonstrating responsibility through mastering “The Grip Challenge”

Everyone needs a side hustle

I didn't realize that was how it worked. I just demonstrated responsibility like an hour ago.