Utilitarian Choice
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He wouldn't have paid out anyway, the adjuster would try to force you to prove the train wouldn't have stopped on its own after hitting the second person
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Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
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Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.
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Actually, the CEO is the person who controls the lever, and the railway is a closed circle, but if he stops the train, he just earns a 300% profit.
That extra 6% is worth every life
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That look on Thomas the Tank Engines face in the last panel
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You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.
No no, you see, he only gets 300% profit for stopping it, but would get more by allowing it to continue.
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And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.
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You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.
Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year's 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.
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Any luck with them swans, then?
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And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.
I know right?? It's messed up.
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Obligatory: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/
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Well that was a time sink
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Why don't they just wiggle out of the way? They're not tied to anything.
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Why don't they just wiggle out of the way? They're not tied to anything.
Or the train could do a little jump...
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Too bad he's on the other side of them or Thomas could just hit the brakes right after him.
