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    And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.

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      The Greater Good

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        You misspelled "if he speeds up the train, he just earns a 300% profit". Literally how they work. Parasites.

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        Nah, if he speeds up the train, he gets 1000% profit. He just refuses to stop the train because he would only get a 300% profit, which is less growth than last year's 500%, so shareholders would be unhappy.

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          Any luck with them swans, then?

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            And then they go and put another human being on the tracks.

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            I know right?? It's messed up.

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              Obligatory: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

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                Obligatory: https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

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                Well that was a time sink

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                  Why don't they just wiggle out of the way? They're not tied to anything.

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                    Why don't they just wiggle out of the way? They're not tied to anything.

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                    Or the train could do a little jump...

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                      Too bad he's on the other side of them or Thomas could just hit the brakes right after him.

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