God the unreasonably visceral reaction I get the moment I hear it

Or: time to start running around as fast as possible!

Hearing the cat coughing before vomiting got me out of bed just to grab the little bastard and move it away from the carpet, then back to bed. I trampled over a chair and got a bruise, and the next day I didn't remember a thing, though, the evidence - the chair out of place, the vomit smear, my bruises - told a different story

I'm proud to say that yesterday i saw my cat acting like he was about to throw up soon. I rushed to get some paper towel, lined my land with a couple sheets and caught the hairball before it hit the carpet. Easiest hairball clean up ever.

We pick up the food before we go to bed. Not having any more of that shit

Is their food bowl sitting on the floor or is it elevated four or five inches?

Bowl is elevated, not that it matters when Fry drops it onto the mat and eats it from there half the time.

I guess I'm lucky. My cat won't touch human food.

My cat pulls his food out of the bowl then places it on the mat on the floor and eats it from there. My cats name is Fry

Oven has a good time. :]