I always read those as somehow so I'm now stumped by "SMDH". It's starting to sound like a bondage thing.

Well… do share

somehow my head

I don't know! What the fuck, Tam!?

It was just a bit of fun really.

No, thats a type of receipt. You're thinking of Corporate Dysfunction.

lick my kitten?

Smh my head

On the first date?

Ohhh you're halfway there!
Oooh oh, keep going!

"LFG"
Dude, we're already in a group...

Okay grandpa let's get you to bed

Leopards Fuck Gently

It's ridiculous how lazy people are today - especially that with autocorrect, it's often harder to type the shortened version of something than to let it complete the thing for you.

laughing facing genitalia

Voice transcription has gotten good enough, and my thumb has carpal tunnel bad enough, that this shouldn't be a problem anymore.

The other day someone told me they were otp with another person. I'm like, one time password? Google is like, one time password? Finally AI google was like, they mean "on the phone." Sigh I had to do research on this text.

Maybe, but there's nothing correct about abbreviating "good morning".

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For those that don't get it... it's copypasta meme from that banana bread rant

I'd've thought EA is just an abbreviation for Electronic Arts.

Back in the day, a couple of people I knew abbreviated it as EOA to more closely match their original logo.

How dare you, take that back!!