If you know you know.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
wrote last edited by [email protected]And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We're talking about sex toys.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
Also bottle caps sucks
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
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LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
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bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
They're all full of beer - if you're Russian frontline enough.
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Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
The real problem is that they breed before engaging in lethal idiocy.
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When people put beer in their ass, they usually don't put the whole bottle up there. Just the liquid, because you get drunker quicker. How is this gonna help butt-chug the beer?
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
explosives
But I love it when things explode inside of me
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You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
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You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
I worked in an ER. I have my reasons.
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I worked in an ER. I have my reasons.
Lol. Well let's split the difference then...molotov dildo.
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When people put beer in their ass, they usually don't put the whole bottle up there. Just the liquid, because you get drunker quicker. How is this gonna help butt-chug the beer?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Actually this could make it safer. If you were to butt chug this, as in cap removed, drinking end in hole, the flared base would ideally prevent any accidental clenching resulting in a full absorption of the bottle. However, I don't think the flare is aggressive enough to do that.
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"Beaches that allow X" sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.
Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we're talking about some inner-city "beach", but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.
I think this is something that's going to vary a lot depending on where in the world you are
I'm not a beach fan for a large number of reasons, including the fact that, in the immortal words of Anakin Skywalker, "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere"
But just as bad is that all of the beaches that are a reasonable drive from my house for a day or weekend trip are always packed, and I don't like crowds much either.
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Add wedding rings to that list. Folks, please just buy yourself sex toys and don't make us have to call the fire department to get your wedding ring off your now ruined dick.
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I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.
Well that would make sense if he did the fire part BEFORE insertion, but that thing went in his trunk aflame.
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explosives
But I love it when things explode inside of me
a old.guy was to the ER with a ww2 bomb in his ass. They had yo call the police. Google it it's ridiculous
