If you know you know.
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It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...
that's when you get it in your eye during
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A plug should have a base. That's more of a butt mortar
"butt mortar" is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you
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My ER clerk friend told me that one night a guy walked in and tried to hand her what looked like the ball of a trailer hitch, and for some reason it had burn marks on it and it stunk. She told him to get it out of there and asked him what he did with it and why he was there. He had set it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Why he set it on fire first is a mystery, but he just wanted to be seen for his burns to his hands. At least nobody had to fish it out.
I would guess he thought he was sterilizing it.
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It looks like "Cream Blindness" to me, not that it makes any more sense...
Ocean Blindness?
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people just do. it's not like there is any kind of enforcement.
LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
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"butt mortar" is an incredible turn of phrase, thank you
New troll metal band name for sure.
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Ocean Blindness?
Ohh, that's probably what it actually is
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Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
Are there beaches that don't? Are the beaches there like entering a bar with a security man checking people going in?
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Are there beaches that allow glass? Not around here.
"Beaches that allow X" sounds like some dystopian shit, where people are regulating and controlling what you can and cannot bring into some semi-obscure public place.
Any beach I go to is literally a spot by the water you walk to if you want to hang out and cool down. I can understand regulations if we're talking about some inner-city "beach", but luckily most beaches is the world are places you can be pretty alone.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
wrote last edited by [email protected]And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Or
Food and explosives
I vaguely remember a video of someone with enough time, a pack of mentos fresh & a 2 liter coca cola bottle.
We're talking about sex toys.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
Also bottle caps sucks
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
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LOL, not on our beaches! We take great pride and someone would probably call the cops. Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
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bottles, packaging, food or explosives
Why does this thing touch on design elements from all these categories‽
It looks like a fragile mortar round full of beer.
They're all full of beer - if you're Russian frontline enough.
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Rivers OTOH, JFC. My little kids pulled 3 grocery bags worth of bottles out of a tiny area just underwater.
People are so braindead when it comes to bodies of water and alcohol.
Obligatory "Without a Paddle" scene:
The real problem is that they breed before engaging in lethal idiocy.
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When people put beer in their ass, they usually don't put the whole bottle up there. Just the liquid, because you get drunker quicker. How is this gonna help butt-chug the beer?
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And please use proper sex toys and not bottles, packaging, food or explosives
explosives
But I love it when things explode inside of me
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You were thinking dildo, I was thinking molotov cocktail. We are not the same.
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please just use cans at the beach.
glass ends up broken, inevitably
