I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.

I mostly stare into the abyss.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

women

I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches

it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

especially when they go down staircases, I've read

It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.

I can only assume that photography is illegal in China

"An object fully immersed in water displaces an amount equal to its volume.

An object floating in water displaces an a amount equal to its weight." -Some Eureka guy

Well that would give a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating her out"

They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.

Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle

you can make sure your partner never gets thirsty while being eating out. that's their loss

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Turd bird

Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!

As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid .

That's the "fun" thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.