“And up here is the squirt catcher”.

I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.

You keep at least one hand out of the water. Maybe have a rag near the book for drying.

So communal baths are right out?

It's because the water is hot and comfortable and helps with pain, but it's boring as heck to sit there long enough to enjoy the pain relief. So you bring a book or a tablet and a snack. Or if you're extra bad at relaxing, a tablet for show, a phone for game, a sweet treat, a salty treat and a nice cool water to help with the heat

Ah, half-joking, sorry. I was thinking that I would most likely fall asleep in the water after my third blunt.

Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don't like fresh water.

Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.

Most of mine happen because I am bored.

Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

I wish I could float. I can swim but floating ain't an option no more because of my bone density.

I mostly stare into the abyss.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so rude if you gave it a straw to drink like a civilised people.

I didn't really think of it as a "power" but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

(this will likely never happen as I'm perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

women

I'm an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches

it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

especially when they go down staircases, I've read

It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?

I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it's comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It's indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.

I can only assume that photography is illegal in China