You start with 100 bottles of beer on the wall...

Good chuckle chugle

Don't agencies have some kind of de minimis threshold for just running out to the store and buying basic stuff? I thought that's why the DOGE freeze of government credit cards a few months ago was causing labs to cancel experiments and employees paying out of pocket to feed horses and working dogs.

So the military does have a strict procurement process for rocket fuel, but they generally refuel their civilian vehicles (vans and such) with a government credit card at normal gas stations.

At least that's how I understand it.

1. You are not much fun. 2. You have never been to a good party. 3. Humanity owes its existence to alcohol. Beer and wine were the only safe drinks before water purification.

Alcohol also creates reproduction.

You also will vomit when too much alcohol is consumed. Even if you are passed out.

yknow i told this joke on reddit like 10 years ago and i got like 20 comments related to math

Ask me how much alcohol and different drugs, including rarely known ones like 25l-nbome I've used. Medical field and drugs have always fascinated me, hence my excessive reading on it and the potential dangers associated with them. What I said isn't also some hard-coded event that will most definitely happen, it's actually mostly down to genetics where some will deal with said substances better than others. Look up super-hangover gene (forgot what was it called ironically)

You all seem to be ignoring the "potentially" word from my original comment.

But have you searched for "communities containing tenforward" yet?

..I contribute content to them whilst drinking saurian brandy!

It depends. What area is the vehicle operating in, what resources are available in the area, both from internal department, intra department, and external/public....

There's a lot of factors to consider.

I won't pretend to know what factors got them to that point, but bluntly, it doesn't really matter. Some set of circumstances created the conditions where such a question needed to be asked.

12 pack, sure... but 2 six-packs is different, ain't it?

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

This implies that catching fire is easy while in orbit with minimal, if any, atmosphere.

Interesting take.

Perhaps the store was out of 12-packs.

Also at that time, in like early 90's (in the tv show), I don't think 12-pack was that common

I didn't know this was a thing. tyvm.

Assuming 12oz beers at 5% ABV, that you're a man at the global average weight of 180lbs, and have a healthy liver, if you paced yourself to 1 beer every 1.5 hours over the course of your 16 waking hours per day, your BAC would never exceed 0.02, you'd have 5-10 minutes between beers with a BAC of 0, and you'd drink about 12 beers in a day.

Most people would not be noticeably intoxicated by this and probably wouldn't experience any kind of hangover. They might wind up a bit dehydrated if that's the only thing they drink. It's also definitely not advisable to do that over any extended period of time.

We must have more!

You are very welcome!

A round of drinks @ tenforward in celebration for our new friend!!

And a lighter.

What happens if one were to fall...

No...?

A bottle in germany is 0.5liters, in italy it's quite 50/50 between 0.33 and 0.66 liters.