the body will start getting rid of alcohol way quicker than you will be consuming it, through any means necessary.

This shit is getting upvoted while I'm getting downvoted? Tell this to any medical professional and they will look at you the same way I look at flat earthers. Alcohol metabolism is capped, while your ability to consume it isn't nearly as capped as your body's ability to deal with it. That "by any means necessary" makes it far worse. Those who know, will know.

Another side note - tolerance /= faster metabolism.

Chug on few vodkas per hour and report back to me about your myth (or should I say, forward your autopsy report to me?)

Where can you get beer by the 2 liter?

Amazing, did you beat her? Did you win?

Instructions unclear, your girlfriend now has (37! - 37) dicks remaining to suck.

We don't serve people who awaken trolls here

If he's my friend, I'd tell him to pick up the beer on the way over. Let him deal with it.

You start with 100 bottles of beer on the wall...

Good chuckle chugle

Don't agencies have some kind of de minimis threshold for just running out to the store and buying basic stuff? I thought that's why the DOGE freeze of government credit cards a few months ago was causing labs to cancel experiments and employees paying out of pocket to feed horses and working dogs.

So the military does have a strict procurement process for rocket fuel, but they generally refuel their civilian vehicles (vans and such) with a government credit card at normal gas stations.

At least that's how I understand it.

1. You are not much fun. 2. You have never been to a good party. 3. Humanity owes its existence to alcohol. Beer and wine were the only safe drinks before water purification.

Alcohol also creates reproduction.

You also will vomit when too much alcohol is consumed. Even if you are passed out.

yknow i told this joke on reddit like 10 years ago and i got like 20 comments related to math

Ask me how much alcohol and different drugs, including rarely known ones like 25l-nbome I've used. Medical field and drugs have always fascinated me, hence my excessive reading on it and the potential dangers associated with them. What I said isn't also some hard-coded event that will most definitely happen, it's actually mostly down to genetics where some will deal with said substances better than others. Look up super-hangover gene (forgot what was it called ironically)

You all seem to be ignoring the "potentially" word from my original comment.

But have you searched for "communities containing tenforward" yet?

..I contribute content to them whilst drinking saurian brandy!

It depends. What area is the vehicle operating in, what resources are available in the area, both from internal department, intra department, and external/public....

There's a lot of factors to consider.

I won't pretend to know what factors got them to that point, but bluntly, it doesn't really matter. Some set of circumstances created the conditions where such a question needed to be asked.

12 pack, sure... but 2 six-packs is different, ain't it?

Only if I can include other various phallic shaped objects in the contest.

This implies that catching fire is easy while in orbit with minimal, if any, atmosphere.

Interesting take.

Perhaps the store was out of 12-packs.

Also at that time, in like early 90's (in the tv show), I don't think 12-pack was that common

I didn't know this was a thing. tyvm.