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    I had a goth friend who would always get laid without much trouble. At some point he got a normal job and had to "become a normie", and I learned that it wasn't because he was a goth, it was because he was a complete asshole with women, and some women, for some reason, can't resist assholes.

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    When you say things like "some women can't resist assholes" it sounds like red pill rhetoric. A better way to say it might be like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities". Keep the focus on the person who is the problem, not the victims.

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      When you say things like "some women can't resist assholes" it sounds like red pill rhetoric. A better way to say it might be like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities". Keep the focus on the person who is the problem, not the victims.

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      When you say things like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities" it's incredibly condescending, especially when you consider that women can also be assholes.

      Like begets like. I've known too many couples where both of the people in the relationship are trash.

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        When you say things like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities" it's incredibly condescending, especially when you consider that women can also be assholes.

        Like begets like. I've known too many couples where both of the people in the relationship are trash.

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        Anyone can be a victim, condescension has nothing to do with that.

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          People should do what they are comfortable with, but yes, if a guy wants to attract women, this is definitely a way to get what he wants.

          I was part of the alternative scene and I also thought the goth-boy aesthetic was very attractive. All the girls did. To me, the most attractive thing a man could do to his appearance was to let his hair grow long. Like past the shoulders long.

          Didn't have to put on make up and jewelry. Just have long hair and you could be fat or skinny, pretty or ugly. Didn't fucking matter. I'd look. If Henry Cavill walked down the street next to a nerdy guy with long hair, I would look at the nerd everytime. If he wore band t-shirts and military boots, it was game over. Only way a guy could fuck it up for himself with me was if he started the nice guy routine or was so socially awkward he couldn't talk to a girl. I have experienced both. The latter was a full date where the guy didn't say a word to me once and I was the one who had walked 20 km to get to his place because he had social anxiety and couldn't leave his home. Poor guy. I hope he's doing better today.

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            I wear black nail polish and skirts and still get zero pussy.

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              So, Ricky Nightshade?

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                Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

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                  Girl, be careful what you ask for...

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                    Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

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                    McMurray’s a piece of shit

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                      McMurray’s a piece of shit

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                      My life is a series of unintentional Letterkenny references

                      I should probably watch it at this point

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                        Do you have any idea how much pussy you can get wearing this shit?

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                        I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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                          I'd say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.

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                          Can confirm.

                          Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.

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                            As others have said - this is not really how to get girls to be into you. This is one particular person's fetish. They like goth-y, androgenous guys.

                            If you are a goth-y, androgenous guy, and you have wanted to wear black eyeliner but felt nervous about it and have been putting it off - here's your cue. Go do that.

                            If you aren't, then don't do that. It might help you out a little since, as OP implies, it will make you stand out. But since you aren't presenting yourself, but rather a charicature of someone else, you will feel inauthentic in the look, women will notice that you feel weird, and you won't be much better off than you started. Maybe worse off, if your normal outfit was already working.

                            In the... Let's call it the "autistic guys getting laid community", there is a lot of chatter around "archetype". How you dress and style yourself is a conscious decision you make every day, and it is how you make your first impression on any women you want to sleep with. So if you were to introduce yourself to a sexy somebody, what would you want to tell them about yourself? Well, first you need to tell them that you give enough of a shit about what you look like to put some time into looking good. Next, you'd want to tell them interesting things about yourself - what you value, what your job or hobbies are, what communities you are part of. But at the same time, you want to make sure you are communicating well - putting together an outfit based on "I just like it" and "this has something to do with who I am" is like introducing yourself in mandarin to a girl in Barcelona. Fitting your outfit to something that is immediately understandable within your broader culture is called dressing to your "archetype". Are you a skateboarder? Then dress like a skateboarder - stylishly ripped jeans, t shirt, flannel, beanie. A businessman? Wear a suit or a polo. A communist revolutionary? Rock your Che beret!

                            What makes women universally cream themselves? Say it with me: confidence. And a confident man is going to dress in a way that stands out and expresses who he is, because he knows that this is a great way to attract others to him who are similar. So: look good; look different; look like something identifiable.

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                            I was expecting the big paragraph to be makeup tips. I was very disappointed.

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                              No. Hi. Asshole here; zero confidence.

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                              Well I'd ask you to prove you're an asshole, but apparently you don't believe you could?

                              =P

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                                Well I'd ask you to prove you're an asshole, but apparently you don't believe you could?

                                =P

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                                No, inverse; i think it's self evident.

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                                  I was expecting the big paragraph to be makeup tips. I was very disappointed.

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                                  Sorry brochacho - my archetype does some basic skin care and then hits the gym. Cause I'm a big, strong manly man who don't want no makeup. I'm sure somebody else here has makeup tips for you, though!

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                                    Anyone can be a victim, condescension has nothing to do with that.

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                                    And anyone can be an asshole, assuming that all women are simply victims is 100% condescending towards women.

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                                      Nah, but the Harley biker is certainly a gay look


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                                        And anyone can be an asshole, assuming that all women are simply victims is 100% condescending towards women.

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                                        assuming that all women are simply victims

                                        That wasn't stated

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                                          So, Ricky Nightshade?

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                                          The problem is most average looking men, when bedecked in goth shit, look like Bluey got run over by a Spencer's truck.

                                          The dude in everyone's imagination wearing black makeup and jewelry looks like a strung-out rockstar with don't-give-a-fuck vibes who lives for adventure and wild nights. The vast majority of ACTUAL men have the body-shape of a rectangle and have to spend most of every day waiting in lines, attending Zoom calls, explaining to customers why their wifi doesn't work (Reset the router Ethel, no that's not a router, you're holding an egg steamer.)

                                          We gotta abandon the idea that people have "looks" at all times. Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up without it being some kind of shocking change to their entire persona. I had a stiff, straight-edge boss who attended a Halloween party and went goth. Completely unrecognizable, he was a legend.

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