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    I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.

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      A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

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      You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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        Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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            Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

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              Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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              We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                  Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                  No they're more like carrion eaters.

                  Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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                    You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

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                    Results show almost instantly

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                      We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

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                      Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

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                        In the end
                        And you could have it all
                        My empire of dirt

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                        But the Nine Inch Nails version...

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                          I know it’s the most expensive liquid by fluid oz, but is it more expensive than gold by weight too?

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                            Genuinely curious - what is the difference between detritus and dirt?

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                            A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

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                              Results show almost instantly

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                              How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

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                                A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

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                                So what does fecal matter count as? For example my chickens eat the plants, then process it. Then the worm population skyrockets in the dirt where they live, and of course many of them get eaten by said chickens as well, but overall the population has still increased noticably.

                                Is the chicken's digestive track just considered part of the composting process? Or is that only once it hits the ground and started getting rained on

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                                  Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

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                                  Except who tf can afford it? Granted, this is the organic stuff, but excuse me if I prefer not to feed my kids chemical-filled junk.

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                                    Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

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                                    That's a racist myth. White supremacists want you to think it doesn't get any better than Europe, but it does. Google indigenous communism.

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                                      Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

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                                      I used to like it as a kid, I dunno why. Could be the body demanding minerals or just a kid being stupid

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                                        by doing this you become the worm.

                                        chicken now try to eat you

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                                        If a chicken was bigger than a human and saw us as food that would be terrifying. I’ve seen a chicken kick the shit out of a Hawk, and another wreck a car Street fighter style. They are vicious towards food and threats.
                                        They’re just tiny dinosaurs.

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                                          I know it’s the most expensive liquid by fluid oz, but is it more expensive than gold by weight too?

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                                          Gold is 19.32 Kilograms per litre. 1kg is 35.274 ounces. One ounce of gold is currently 3429 USD. So one litre of gold is 3429 × 35.274 × 19.32 = 2325956 USD.

                                          Printer ink is 23.05 USD per litre per bulk refill, but standard desktop cartridges typically hold just between 3 to 10 milliliters of ink, costing USD 20 to 50, so USD 200 - 16666.

                                          So no. But ppl are definately ripped of depending on what ink packs they buy. Easy to check with gold.

                                          Sources:
                                          https://www.bullionbypost.co.uk/index/gold/density-of-gold/
                                          https://goldprice.org/gold-price.html
                                          https://www.ontimesupplies.com/answers/5430427/How-much-ink-is-in-a-HP-printer-cartridge
                                          https://bchtechnologies.com/blogs/blog/how-much-ink-is-in-my-hp-cartridge-is-there-a-way-to-make-hp-cartridges-last-longer

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