become solar panel

A single gram of uranium contains about 20,000,000,000 calories of energy. That's enough calories to keep you alive for about 27,000 years. Eat uranium to become immortal.

In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt

I mean eating only dirt would probably kill you, and (if you believe in that sort of stuff) then you can ascend beyond the corporeal.

You'll only have to eat it once for the rest of your life!

Relax. With these economic trends, I'm pretty sure we'll all end up there.

Theoretical a worm eat plants and leaf's

We've been eating shit for decades due to capitalism and parasitic billionaires, dirt is a step up.

Can you actually eat dirt? Is it good for you?

No they're more like carrion eaters.

Also an amazing inventor once said "grass taste bad" pretty sure he would know.

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Pretty much all of human history really. We cannot self govern without segregating into the haves and have nots.

But the Nine Inch Nails version...

I know it’s the most expensive liquid by fluid oz, but is it more expensive than gold by weight too?

A compost pile (detritus, plant matter), with the help of worms, turns into dirt.

How's your day going? Well I started shitting and puking my kidney out around noon, I'm fairly sure it's not supposed to come up through my intestines, but it has

So what does fecal matter count as? For example my chickens eat the plants, then process it. Then the worm population skyrockets in the dirt where they live, and of course many of them get eaten by said chickens as well, but overall the population has still increased noticably.

Is the chicken's digestive track just considered part of the composting process? Or is that only once it hits the ground and started getting rained on

Except who tf can afford it? Granted, this is the organic stuff, but excuse me if I prefer not to feed my kids chemical-filled junk.