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    "A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

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    You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

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      You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

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      Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

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        Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

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          How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I'm not even eligible for unemployment.

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          Crime? Best guess is crime.

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            It's a g-g-g-g-ghost!

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              Crime? Best guess is crime.

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              Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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                Selam alaykum, dear Swiftie

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                  I'm sure a rainbow balaclava would also work

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                    Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

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                    You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.

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                      Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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                      You had a chance to let people assume youre cool.

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                        Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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                        Friend don't worry, I have coworkers who've moved back with their parents because rent is crazy right now and it was the best move financially - not pathetic at all. Use the time to work on yourself and try not to let your parents drive you nuts.

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                          Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

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                          Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

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                            Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

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                            Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!

                            Workers: If anyone finds out what I'm doing, I won't have money...

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                              Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

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                              In 28 and next month will be the first time I won't be living with family. Use the supports you have and try to save and train up. That's how you get stable these days. Hope you can pull something off man!

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                                Love how there are sunglasses on. I think it needs more accessories.

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                                  I'm ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.

                                  Fuuucckkk that shit.

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                                    Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

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                                    Did that, how do I get back to my regular walking rhythm now?

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                                      Astronomer CEO should've done this

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