"A good disguise does not reveal the person's height." (--Silvio Micali, cryptographer).

Me , unemployed and single: I have no such weakness.

Pshh, why would I take advice on anonymity from a guy whose full name + job you just doxxed?

How do you eat though? Me over here been working the same job for 19 years and I'm not even eligible for unemployment.

You should also put some rocks in your shoes.

Or just wake up randomly with your knee sprained so badly it will not bend (for no reason at all) forcing you to alter your gait and walk like a geriatric paraplegic

Yet again, a low paid worker proving to be more intelligent than c-suits.

Crime? Best guess is crime.

It's a g-g-g-g-ghost!

Naah. I live with my parents because I am pathetic that way. Also, I don't really go to concerts. My OG comment was just a joke at the expense of my circumstance.

Selam alaykum, dear Swiftie

I'm sure a rainbow balaclava would also work

You can be a professor of a thing, for example. You don't have to be the thing.

You had a chance to let people assume youre cool.

Friend don't worry, I have coworkers who've moved back with their parents because rent is crazy right now and it was the best move financially - not pathetic at all. Use the time to work on yourself and try not to let your parents drive you nuts.

Do you know how tall he is? No? Then shut up!

Suits: I can do what I want, because I have money!

Workers: If anyone finds out what I'm doing, I won't have money...

In 28 and next month will be the first time I won't be living with family. Use the supports you have and try to save and train up. That's how you get stable these days. Hope you can pull something off man!

Love how there are sunglasses on. I think it needs more accessories.

I'm ok with cheating on work, not ok with cheating on partners.

Fuuucckkk that shit.