Perhaps ironically, this is pretentious enough to convince me that you may indeed be an asshole.

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Or im just communicating on a deeper level than you.

I want one of these so bad. I like being fancy sometimes.

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These are the funny comments I think I've read in months...

Deeply communicating that you are an asshole, by continuing to be pretentious?

By showing that you are actually confident that being consistently pretentious is a good way to showcase this, despite claiming you have no confidence?

By disproving that your asshole status is self-evident, by showcasing that it actually requires a sustained interaction to demonstrate this?

I dunno, I've been around a lot of assholes, constantly contradicting themselves in 'clever' ways is pretty bog standard behavior.

Deeply communicating that you are an asshole, by continuing to be pretentious?

Now you begin to understand.

By disproving that your asshole status is self-evident, by showcasing that it actually requires a sustained interaction to demonstrate this?

My appearance should do, but, alas.

... your... appearance.

This is basically a message board.

You do not even have a profile image.

So you ... think I just know what you look like?

Is that narcissism or paranoia?

Even better are the STGGFs

It could be worse, you could be me, an inflated beachball on a stick.

I think it's a pickup artist.

Internalized homophobia is a hell of a thing to overcome. Some guys think those things are gay because that's what they were told by figures of authority.

Source: was raised as one of those guys.

These are certainly some of the posts on the internet.

You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?

Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money
Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor

It's not entirely unjustified or wrong though.
Women are awful.

Women are awful.

I have nothing "for men" specifically but there's a million and a half tutorials on how to use primer, concealer and foundation. So long as you don't start doing any contouring it should all be pretty gender agnostic.

Everybody sing!

Nowhere it was stated that ALL women are victims.

Saying that some people might be susceptible to certain kind of exploitation doesn't imply that all people of that group alhave that issue, or that they're somehow inferior

Oh my, you sound like somebody who needs a nice manly kilt to run around in! Don't be fooled the bagpipe is actually an optional accessory, you may instead have a ceremonial dagger.