If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.
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Deeply communicating that you are an asshole, by continuing to be pretentious?
Now you begin to understand.
By disproving that your asshole status is self-evident, by showcasing that it actually requires a sustained interaction to demonstrate this?
My appearance should do, but, alas.
... your... appearance.
This is basically a message board.
You do not even have a profile image.
So you ... think I just know what you look like?
Is that narcissism or paranoia?
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No BTGGF?
Even better are the STGGFs
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I'm trying to get back to rectangle, I passed on to deflated beachball...
It could be worse, you could be me, an inflated beachball on a stick.
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That person is a mystery to me...
I think it's a pickup artist.
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Internalized homophobia is a hell of a thing to overcome. Some guys think those things are gay because that's what they were told by figures of authority.
Source: was raised as one of those guys.
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These are the funny comments I think I've read in months...
These are certainly some of the posts on the internet.
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It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.
You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
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It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it's "safe" to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there's this air of "Oh you're single, nevermind."
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money
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When you say things like "some women can't resist assholes" it sounds like red pill rhetoric. A better way to say it might be like "some assholes prey on women's insecurities". Keep the focus on the person who is the problem, not the victims.
It's not entirely unjustified or wrong though.
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It's not entirely unjustified or wrong though.
Women are awful.Women are awful.
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That's very well put.
Does anyone have resources they'd like to share to that end? For absolute beginners for very subtle men's makeup.wrote last edited by [email protected]I have nothing "for men" specifically but there's a million and a half tutorials on how to use primer, concealer and foundation. So long as you don't start doing any contouring it should all be pretty gender agnostic.
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Faygo addicts.
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Correcting 'some women can't resist assholes' with 'some assholes prey on women's insecurities' doesn't strike you as assuming that these women are all victims?
Ok, sure — I'm not going to debate this any further.
Nowhere it was stated that ALL women are victims.
Saying that some people might be susceptible to certain kind of exploitation doesn't imply that all people of that group alhave that issue, or that they're somehow inferior
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Sorry brochacho - my archetype does some basic skin care and then hits the gym. Cause I'm a big, strong manly man who don't want no makeup. I'm sure somebody else here has makeup tips for you, though!
Oh my, you sound like somebody who needs a nice manly kilt to run around in! Don't be fooled the bagpipe is actually an optional accessory, you may instead have a ceremonial dagger.
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Condition the beard and play with the dog and it'll work. At least thats what I did before transitioning
it's one of the only things I got going for me so of course I try to keep it looking nice and always get it taking care of when I get a nice hair cut the only other thing is if I happen to find woman into fat butts though I'd hope it was only for show
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You mean because you’re in Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
No, Ive never met Eileen, let alone cum on her...
Rolling up your shirt sleeves (as shown in fig 1) is a known panty pickler:
fig 1 - dude about to get someI don't pretend to know why, but it works.
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it's one of the only things I got going for me so of course I try to keep it looking nice and always get it taking care of when I get a nice hair cut the only other thing is if I happen to find woman into fat butts though I'd hope it was only for show
May I preach the good word of bicycles? Big butts are great but you can make it not only muscular but also giant /hj
But yeah I only mention conditioner out of sympathy for my hetero sisters. Back in my beardy days it was a novelty where I was to condition it, which meant I had women asking to play with my beard because of how soft it was and complaining that their boyfriends' were uncomfortable to touch.
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The problem is most average looking men, when bedecked in goth shit, look like Bluey got run over by a Spencer's truck.
The dude in everyone's imagination wearing black makeup and jewelry looks like a strung-out rockstar with don't-give-a-fuck vibes who lives for adventure and wild nights. The vast majority of ACTUAL men have the body-shape of a rectangle and have to spend most of every day waiting in lines, attending Zoom calls, explaining to customers why their wifi doesn't work (Reset the router Ethel, no that's not a router, you're holding an egg steamer.)
We gotta abandon the idea that people have "looks" at all times. Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up without it being some kind of shocking change to their entire persona. I had a stiff, straight-edge boss who attended a Halloween party and went goth. Completely unrecognizable, he was a legend.
Lets repopularize costume parties so guys get a chance to try to dress-up
Yeah but isn't that what women do when "going out"? Makup and clothes that create a different look and style?. Maybe call it "persona", like "my social persona is male harajuku" (lol)
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I want one of these so bad. I like being fancy sometimes.
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That is quite fancy. Fuck yeah man. It would go great with a pocket watch if you like those.
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It's not gay, I'm just not goth. Also you can get quite far by not being a twat and knowing when to roll your sleeves up.
Same here. I prefer looking all bright and happy on the outside to hide the darkness on the inside!
